My cat barfed for the second time this week

This time her food was barely digested.

I panicked thinking she’d suddenly developed an allergy to chicken or sweet potato (because her food is totally grain free). But then I caught her in the tub licking water off of the bottom and realised the stupid idiot hasn’t been drinking from her water bowl because it’s stainless steel and she doesn’t eat/drink when she can see herself in the bowl. So I switched the bowl out and she started drinking from the porcelain one immediately and acting like she didn’t just barf up a gut full of sticky food slop.

Fucking cats man. Why.

bitchslap-barbie:

-bobella-:

loremgetsum:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

Reasons why I hate babies. they do this and everyone blames the pet.

HE HAD IT COMIN HE HAD IT coMIN HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

Cats were put on this earth to teach children that when you’re a dick you get claws in the face.

This gif’s ridiculous.
1. You’ve got an obviously upset baby and an obviously upset cat. (Its ears are back. It looks scared.) So why are you putting them together and why are you just standing back and filming it?
2. If you let your kid hit an animal, your kid deserves the swat.

I think it started off as a sweet interaction (why else would a parent film it? awww our babies are interacting) but then maybe the cat gave a warning swat or nip, upset the child, and then child retaliated. But the parents should’ve immediately stopped filming and removed the child from the situation so both parties could calm down.

bitchslap-barbie:

-bobella-:

loremgetsum:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

HE HAD IT COMIN HE HAD IT coMIN HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

Cats were put on this earth to teach children that when you’re a dick you get claws in the face.

This gif’s ridiculous.

1. You’ve got an obviously upset baby and an obviously upset cat. (Its ears are back. It looks scared.) So why are you putting them together and why are you just standing back and filming it?

2. If you let your kid hit an animal, your kid deserves the swat.

I think it started off as a sweet interaction (why else would a parent film it? awww our babies are interacting) but then maybe the cat gave a warning swat or nip, upset the child, and then child retaliated. But the parents should’ve immediately stopped filming and removed the child from the situation so both parties could calm down.

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Let’s Start This Thing

bldwnn:

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

aka14kgold:

hijabeng:

wailingbeansidhe:

I’m thankful for these muscle relaxers (“discard by 11/12/11” don’t mean shit) and this bottle of scotch.

I am thankful for stale biryani.

Soup. Soup has definitely been an uncomplicated enjoyment in my life that I’ve gained new appreciation for.

I’m thankful for the waffle fries and frozen corn dogs Josh picked out for dinner tonight.

I am thankful for the Dayquil that took me from barely functioning to someone who could write and edit a research paper today.

I’m thankful for honey whiskey, this massage chair, and orgasms.

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lalie:

carltonlassiter:

(x)
#otp: you’re my present this year

WHY IS THIS EVERYWHERE TODAY

BECAUSE IT’S BACK AGAIN AND BACK IN 2009 INCEST SHIPS WEREN’T SO WIDELY ACCEPTED BUT NOWWWWW THEY ARE

FINALLY PEOPLE CAN SEE IT

hijabeng:

itsraininggorgeousmen:

acquaintedwithrask:

Tom is great but I’m pretty convinced that Chris Hemsworth is a unicorn

HOW DID HE DO THE TWIRLY THING?????

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I had to stretch my legs out and that woke up both cats

But when Spicy looked at me I could see that half of her face fur was all messed up and her whispers were crooked from sleeping so hard. And she was sneezing.

Like.

Seriously.

This cat’s sudden fondness for cuddling me and being stupidly cute is going to fucking kill me.

I’m kind of really emotional tonight

and both of my cats are curled up into little cat balls and Spicy snores every once in a while and sometimes Nefi flexes her little paws into teeny kitty fists and oh my god Spicy just covered her face with her paw

so basically I’m getting teary eyed over my dumb cats just sleeping

glossylalia:

nom-chompsky:

eresbel:

shortformblog:

The sad part isn’t that he waited in line for a month to buy a video game console. (In the age of the iPhone, that’s allowed.) No, the sad part is that the man’s name is Triforce Johnson.

Excuse you, but that is a bad-ass name.

honestly i cant think of a better name than triforce johnson

This is a king among mortals with a name like that. 

This man is precious cargo omfg

glossylalia:

nom-chompsky:

eresbel:

shortformblog:

The sad part isn’t that he waited in line for a month to buy a video game console. (In the age of the iPhone, that’s allowed.) No, the sad part is that the man’s name is Triforce Johnson.

Excuse you, but that is a bad-ass name.

honestly i cant think of a better name than triforce johnson

This is a king among mortals with a name like that. 

This man is precious cargo omfg

utternutter:

Peebles and cheese!

Further proof that Peebles is me. I need to find me a Marceline who will suck the pink out of my face.

utternutter:

Peebles and cheese!

Further proof that Peebles is me. I need to find me a Marceline who will suck the pink out of my face.