March 2012
FACT: Lesbians don't develop crushes on every...
billiethepoet:
bowiecadmium:
Sometimes we even develop crushes on the men we see!
This destroys my hope of being someone’s lesbian crush. THANKS.
This is a lie. No woman is safe from my sapphic desires.
Dane Cook to Star in NBC Comedy Pilot →
scoldylox:
donnapirana:
yfox:
The single-camera series revolves around Cam Doherty, a brash alpha male DJ and his feminist co-host set in the office of a satellite radio station.
Cook will play Cam, the disheveled, unshaven, hung-over and purposely detached magnetic grouch who doesn’t like that his co-host is a woman
So…
Dane Cook is going to be playing himself?
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I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck refilling all of the paper in the copier.
No, yeah, still thinking about that Thai...
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WWF?
I’m Colonel Next!
PLAY ME
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I hope Rick Santorum gets really attached to Ianto Jones.
cannelledusoleil replied to your post: Dracula 2000
….I did not realize how much I need to see this until just now.
Dude I will lend you my copy.
Dracula 2000
I bought it for Gerard Butler
I keep watching it a few times a year for:
Vitamin C
Baby!Nathan Fillion
7 of 9 Jerri Ryan
Not pictured: Hyde from That 70s Show
Weird shit
Oh and, her mouth and accent
It's so weird when I make the connection between...
“OH THAT’S YOU!?”
D’oh
devils-and-daffodils:
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t get any sleep tonight because he’s up all night trying to think of more ‘I hope Rick Santorums’
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I hope Rick Santorum gets addicted to ID TV and then his cable provider removes it from their programming.
That's a lot of feelings about something as inane...
I should be ashamed but I’m just like, not.
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My ONLY issue with the casting of a woman (not the woman, because god Lucy Liu is amazing) is that I really don’t trust CBS at all, or any major network TV channel, to portray a (presumably) straight male and (presumably) straight female character in an initially platonic relationship that stays that way.
I’m taking this from previously established patterns in crime-drama/drama TV...
missbananafish:
I hope Rick Santorum develops a sudden nickel allergy.
and has a bad reaction to his boyfriend’s belly button ring
Fuck that Thai commercial I'm still crying
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In this NuvaRing commercial I like to think...
Just because it’s hotter than if they’re a bunch of girls hanging out, sitting close to each other, and talking with their lips and chests close.
devils-and-daffodils asked: REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT WE GOT TO HANG OUT AND IT WAS AMAZEBALLS
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wailingbeansidhe liked your post: I hope all of the videos Rick Santorum wants to…
I can’t tell you how much I love you for liking my posts. It’s like a little ray of mountain sunshine.
devils-and-daffodils:
rosa—sparks:
nerdshares:
I hope Rick Santorum starts to watch Lost on DVD, gets to the second season and really invests in Mr. Eko’s character arc.
This makes me really, REALLY sad.
Mr. Eko.
GAWD, I loved him.
Fucking LOST.
There is a reason I named my last cat Mr. Eko. Had the name picked out before I even got the damn cat.
Eko…
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I hope Rick Santorum’s drag mama is ashamed of him.
devils-and-daffodils:
I hope Rick Santorum is told to sashay away
And Obama is told “shante, you stay.”
NO. I WOULD LIKE TO TOUCH BRANDI'S BASKETBALLS.
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I hope StumbleUpon only takes Rick Santorum to porn sites.
kelsium:
It’s also impressive how many of your wishes for Rick Santorum are related to Gwyneth Paltrow.
Things Tumblr agrees are the worst:
Stepping on Legos
Gwyneth Paltrow
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I hope Rick Santorum is haunted by the Lorax for the rest of eternity.
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I hope Rick Santorum was REALLY looking forward to Glee Live this summer and is super bummed that they cancelled the show.
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I hope Rick Santorum overbids on a storage unit and loses thousands.
I hope Rick Santorum
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
jokes make you laugh, but if they don’t, you should probably use tumblr savior or unfollow me.
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I hope, much like Hitler, Rick Santorum finds out his grandmother is a lesbian.
If you're going to spam #IHopeRickSantorum go to...
kitteh-neon:
thatonegirlsierra:
face-down-asgard-up:
abaldwin360:
thisgingersnapsback:
sageoflogic:
One or two was funny. Now you’re beating a dead horse.
I hope your dash is full of nothing but I hope Rick Santorum.
op hates fun
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I hope Rick Santorum has hard water and never has time to get a water softener.
curiousgeorgiana:
curiousgeorgiana:
I hope Rick Santorum finally gets to see Les Miserables on Broadway and his Playbill has a slip saying, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Jean Valjean will be played by Orlando Bloom.”
And a second slip says, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Eponine will be played by Taylor Swift.”
And while he’s leaving the theatre he sees them...