March 2012
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midnight-naiad replied to your post: midnight-naiad replied to your photo: I HAD A…
Oh shit we do not have enough food for that. uh…how much is Gatti’s again?
It’d be under $10 for each of us. I’m actually thinking it’s worth it if you can spare the $10 because I am *so* hungry and I don’t want to eat y’all out of house and hole.
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midnight-naiad replied to your photo: I HAD A COUPON FOR A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE GATTI’S…
I actually have a pretty delicious gluten free pizza crust recipe if you want pizza we could make our own.
SWEET
because I’m so hungry rn I could eat about eight plates of broccoli and ranch and pizza
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hufflepug replied to your post: I was at the gym and my usual treadmill was taken
those shitstains don’t deserve air time
I cut my run short so I could move to an elliptical in front of some other TV. I couldn’t stand looking at his fucking face while he danced around blaming a seventeen year old for his murder.
But Santorum was going to say Government...
I was at the gym and my usual treadmill was taken
so I got stuck in front of the CNN tv.
And I couldn’t look away
and fucking George Zimmerman’s brother was on it
and I was so mad I almost started crying in the middle of my fucking zombie mission
I am so mad
That man did everything but outright say Trayvon deserved to die
Fucking joke
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oh GOD
I just saw a recent picture of JBiebz
Sweet LORD if I saw a girl like that at a gay bar I would be done. Panties gone. Girlfriend forgotten.
I c an’t evne helpa
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motivatedslacker replied to your post: SIX WOMEN LEAVE A GYM AND WIND UP DEAD
Maybe as long as you never leave the gym you’ll be fine?
Maybe I’ll just park really close to the door.
Because I’m too paranoid to exist, apparently.
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SIX WOMEN LEAVE A GYM AND WIND UP DEAD
WAIT
WHAT
NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I NEED TO HEAR BEFORE I LEAVE FOR THE GYM
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Also, I keep correcting my co-workers when they...
“Death” and “kill” are words that can be related to any tragedy. “He was killed in the hurricane”, “her death came after a year-long battle with cancer”. Trayvon was murdered. Hurricanes don’t murder, cancer doesn’t murder, but George Zimmerman murdered Trayvon Martin and I refuse to let my co-workers forget that for one second.
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
kyssthis16:
sourcedumal:
Sanford Police Chief getting his life threatened
barefootwarriorqueen:
peaceshine3:
This is what happens when your lies become the truth.
For every action, there is a reaction.
Take that however you want to.
I said this would happen at work.
We were having an actual discussion about Trayvon Martin and I said that if...
bookling-stormborn:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum buys a bag of Chex Mix and it’s mostly just the gross rye chips.
WHAT NO THE RYE CHIPS ARE THE BEST
WHY WOULD YOU WISH SUCH JOY ON A PANTY SNIFFER?!
omfg they found their brother who was also...
sahb
SAHBBBB
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I can't wait until I'm famous
Because I’m going to be the worst fucking celebrity EVER
Like, I’ll roll up to whatever and people will be like “OMG IT’S YOU” and I’ll be like “yeah BUT DID YOU HEAR? BETTE MIDLER IS HERE! SHE’S NOMINATED TOO!”
omfg I'm watching this Dateline show on these two...
and they just found their mom
and I’m sobbing
fucking
shit
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nortonn replied to your post: Where is that baby animal picture?
Baby manatee?
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motivatedslacker replied to your post: Where is that baby animal picture?
There are many baby animal pictures on Tumblr, my dear. You’re gonna have to be a bit more specific.
It’s like a baby… not walrus… some kind of flippered animal. Not a seal. It had its tongue poking out and was being held kind of cradled in the water.
Where is that baby animal picture?
It was like a baby… seal? baby… something HELP
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omfg Through the Wormhole is using Miis
and they’re talking about how alien biochemistry is probably like ours
jfc
"Let's face it! None of us are going to have a...
“We’re doomed!”
hahahahaha
WOW JOSS YOU TROLL
omg techno paganism
This is so shitty it’s beautiful
oh season 1 Buffy
hufflepug:
southpawbandit:
was just gonna say how I still ship jack and rose
poor word choice
too soon
I’ve never seen Titanic so it took me a really long time to get this.
I thought it was about Jack Harkness and Rose Tyler.
PFfffft I thought this was about Jack Harkness and Rose Tyler and that it was funny regardless because Jack/Rose ships are always doomed for some reason.
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thecrackshiplollipop:
Sing me to sleep Sing me...
ALSO
J/E made a 1% joke about some elitist asses locking people out of a green zone and were groaning over how old it was. PERFECT MARRIED MEN.
glossylalia replied to your post: Oh hey I ran from zombies
OMG I was on the treadmill almost crying like “OMG I ship it so much and no one in this gym even KNOWS how flawless their love is”. I can’t even with myself. I would listen to them every day.
YES. I was dangerously close to bursting into “BUT I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!!”
JFC they’re more perfect that anything...
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Reblog with a screencap of your desktop. NO...
lucillebruise:
widowsnakehole:
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hufflepug replied to your post: Oh hey I ran from zombies
You got the app!
Idid! And I whispered, “I’m buying 11,” when I hit buy now.
I switched my payment info to the account my dad gave me because I have an extra $20 there on top of what I need to leave for next month’s PF payment.
I *really* like it. I made it all the way through the first mission on the treadmill...
Oh hey I ran from zombies
TWAS COOL SHIT YO
CAN WE TALK ABOUT JACK AND EUGENE
AKS;DJHFLAKSJDHF’ASD
Also. FYI. The air I breathe is also the most...
I cannot buy things that go over $10 without feeling immense guilt.
I generally agonise over purchase over $5.
This is usually when I have less than $1000 at my disposal.
So, all year except tax time.
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bookling-stormborn replied to your post: Oh hey, it’s only $7.99
what is this purchase that you’re agonizing over?
A running app. I need more motivation than a bad ass playlist, unfort.
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hufflepug replied to your post: Oh hey, it’s only $7.99
SO BUY ELEVEN!
I don’t know how you do it Huffy but I continue to fall in love with you daily.
Also, I saw Maleficent in person at cannelledusoleil’s house and it took everything in me not to stuff it in my pants and run away laughing evilly. YOU ARE TALENTED.
Oh hey, it's only $7.99
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hufflepug replied to your post: Why am I killing myself over an $8.99 purchase
It could be worse, you could be like me “it’s only $8.99. I’LL GET TEN OF THEM”
I laughed really hard and then my chest started to hurt. oMg huffles