Murmurs from the Well of Lost Plots

hello-ampersand:

eliotglazer:

interweber:

And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE. 

By no means do I expect you to watch another Shit _________ Says video.

Unless you want to, in which case, very cool and thanks. Anyway, I’m going to go watch The Golden Girls (the one where Sophia goes back to Brooklyn, funnily enough).

I’m going to be honest, I really enjoyed this one. The meme has gotten out of hand, and I feel like the ones meant only to be funny take the seriousness away from the originals, but, uh, I don’t know, this one is pretty good.

I have never met a New Yorker who hasn’t said “UGH tourists”. Not that it’s a bad thing. Tourists suck.

(via velocipedestrienne)