Murmurs from the Well of Lost Plots

bitchslap-barbie: bborgia: The MET has got some wonderful,...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:26:08 -0600

bborgia:

The MET has got some wonderful, fully illustrated textbooks that are available online for free! (X)

DOWNLOAD

Art of the Islamic World

The Art of Africa

The Art of Ancient Egypt

The Art of the Ancient Near East

The Art of Renaissance Europe

The Art of South and Southeast Asia

The Arts of Korea

Auguste Rodin: The Burghers of Calais

Greek Art from Prehistoric to Classical

Islamic Art and Geometric Design: Activities for Learning

A Masterwork of Byzantine Art — The Story of David and Goliath

Medieval Art

Nature Within Walls: The Chinese Garden Court at The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Roman Art

I had issues with all of the links I tried. Could be because my Firefox sucks dicks. But if you follow the link at the X you can download the resource PDFs there :D

My cat barfed for the second time this week

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:21:21 -0600

This time her food was barely digested.

I panicked thinking she’d suddenly developed an allergy to chicken or sweet potato (because her food is totally grain free). But then I caught her in the tub licking water off of the bottom and realised the stupid idiot hasn’t been drinking from her water bowl because it’s stainless steel and she doesn’t eat/drink when she can see herself in the bowl. So I switched the bowl out and she started drinking from the porcelain one immediately and acting like she didn’t just barf up a gut full of sticky food slop.

Fucking cats man. Why.

bitchslap-barbie: -bobella-: loremgetsum: enfeebler: naathaaa...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:18:45 -0600

bitchslap-barbie:

-bobella-:

loremgetsum:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

Reasons why I hate babies. they do this and everyone blames the pet.

HE HAD IT COMIN HE HAD IT coMIN HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

Cats were put on this earth to teach children that when you’re a dick you get claws in the face.

This gif’s ridiculous.

1. You’ve got an obviously upset baby and an obviously upset cat. (Its ears are back. It looks scared.) So why are you putting them together and why are you just standing back and filming it?

2. If you let your kid hit an animal, your kid deserves the swat.

I think it started off as a sweet interaction (why else would a parent film it? awww our babies are interacting) but then maybe the cat gave a warning swat or nip, upset the child, and then child retaliated. But the parents should’ve immediately stopped filming and removed the child from the situation so both parties could calm down.

Let's Start This Thing

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 22:09:53 -0600

bldwnn:

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

aka14kgold:

hijabeng:

wailingbeansidhe:

I’m thankful for these muscle relaxers (“discard by 11/12/11” don’t mean shit) and this bottle of scotch.

I am thankful for stale biryani.

Soup. Soup has definitely been an uncomplicated enjoyment in my life that I’ve gained new appreciation for.

I’m thankful for the waffle fries and frozen corn dogs Josh picked out for dinner tonight.

I am thankful for the Dayquil that took me from barely functioning to someone who could write and edit a research paper today.

I’m thankful for honey whiskey, this massage chair, and orgasms.

lalie: carltonlassiter: (x) #otp: you’re my present this...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:54:05 -0600

lalie:

carltonlassiter:

(x)
#otp: you’re my present this year

WHY IS THIS EVERYWHERE TODAY

BECAUSE IT’S BACK AGAIN AND BACK IN 2009 INCEST SHIPS WEREN’T SO WIDELY ACCEPTED BUT NOWWWWW THEY ARE

FINALLY PEOPLE CAN SEE IT

hijabeng: itsraininggorgeousmen: acquaintedwithrask: Tom is...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:05:46 -0600

hijabeng:

itsraininggorgeousmen:

acquaintedwithrask:

Tom is great but I’m pretty convinced that Chris Hemsworth is a unicorn

HOW DID HE DO THE TWIRLY THING?????

I had to stretch my legs out and that woke up both cats

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:09:51 -0600

But when Spicy looked at me I could see that half of her face fur was all messed up and her whispers were crooked from sleeping so hard. And she was sneezing.

Like.

Seriously.

This cat’s sudden fondness for cuddling me and being stupidly cute is going to fucking kill me.

I'm kind of really emotional tonight

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:56:18 -0600

and both of my cats are curled up into little cat balls and Spicy snores every once in a while and sometimes Nefi flexes her little paws into teeny kitty fists and oh my god Spicy just covered her face with her paw

so basically I’m getting teary eyed over my dumb cats just sleeping

glossylalia: nom-chompsky: eresbel: shortformblog: The sad...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 22:37:39 -0600

glossylalia:

nom-chompsky:

eresbel:

shortformblog:

The sad part isn’t that he waited in line for a month to buy a video game console. (In the age of the iPhone, that’s allowed.) No, the sad part is that the man’s name is Triforce Johnson.

Excuse you, but that is a bad-ass name.

honestly i cant think of a better name than triforce johnson

This is a king among mortals with a name like that.

This man is precious cargo omfg

utternutter: Peebles and cheese! Further proof that Peebles is...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:35:51 -0600

utternutter:

Peebles and cheese!

Further proof that Peebles is me. I need to find me a Marceline who will suck the pink out of my face.

wailingbeansidhe replied to your post: EVERY TIME I see a commercial for Life of Pi I yell at the...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:30:11 -0600

wailingbeansidhe replied to your post: EVERY TIME I see a commercial for Life of Pi I yell at the TV

Yeah, I read it when I was 25 and I thought it was shitty, too. So, yeah.

I knew I loved you for a reason other than you smell like peanut butter and diet coke <3

EVERY TIME I see a commercial for Life of Pi I yell at the TV

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:26:51 -0600

“THAT BOOK WAS SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYYYYY”

I mean

okay

I read it in like 9th grade

and I’m sure if I read it now I would look at it differently

but my entire 9th grade class EVISCERATED that book when we had to read it. Because it felt like overindulgent navel gazing in a way that wasn’t still enjoyable or enlightening. Needless to say, we shocked our teacher because she expected us to love it.

Also, he plays with his poop. But you would too if you were lost at sea for 220+ days with a giant Bengal tiger.

So I got my ticket to Sigur Ros in April.

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:02:22 -0600

And it was cheaper than planned!!

GODDAMMIT. NOTHING EVER ENDS WELL FOR IRENE.

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:58:28 -0600

Sobbing over Firefly reunion SOBBING

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 21:04:18 -0600

amberguessa replied to your post: This episode of Once Upon a Time has solidified my belief that...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:44:57 -0600

amberguessa replied to your post: This episode of Once Upon a Time has solidified my belief that Red is the real Beast in the Beauty and the Beast storyline

I WANT THIS

Seriously SERIOUSLY seriously the Beast is NOT Rumplestiltskin, it’s Red. SHE’S LITERALLY THE BEAST.

This episode of Once Upon a Time has solidified my belief that Red is the real Beast in the Beauty and the Beast storyline

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:42:08 -0600

SOBBING

John Schmatter of Papa John's Pizza is taking out his frustration on the Affordable Care Act by cutting his workers' hours, even though he himself is a very rich man and could easily cover it. In response to that, here is a list of local/better pizza places that deserves your money more. Just edit, put in your city and the pizza joint, and repost!

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 12:54:22 -0600

bitchslap-barbie:

Alabama

Alaska

Arizona

Arkansas

California

Colorado

Connecticut

Delaware

District of Columbia

Florida

Georgia

Kennesaw/Acworth: http://fasteddiessportscafe.com/ - Great pizza, wings, and sammiches.

Hawaii

Idaho

Illinois

Indiana

Iowa

Kansas

Kentucky

Louisiana

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan

Minnesota

Mississippi

Missouri

Montana

Nebraska

Nevada

New Hampshire

New Jersey

New Mexico

Il Vicino

Saggio’s

New York

North Carolina

North Dakota

Ohio

Oklahoma

Oregon

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee

Texas

Rome’s Pizza (San Antonio and Austin only)

Austin’s Pizza (Austin and metro area)

Mercury Pizza (South Austin)

Frank & Angie’s (limited delivery to Downtown Austin)

Rounders Pizzeria (Downtown Austin)

East Side Pies (Austin, three locations)

Utah

Vermont

Virginia

Sicilian Pizza (Arlington and Alexandria)

Faccia Luna (Arlington and Alexandria)

Paisano’s (Arlington, Alexandria, Fairfax)

Washington

West Virginia

Wisconsin

Wyoming

omfg they're doing an expose on Adderal abuse to boost school performance

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:04:59 -0600

and they found some kid at UT who got addicted to it and hid his face to keep his identity safe BUT THEN THEY SHOWED HIM AT AN ANGLE THAT EXPOSED HIS FINELY WAXED HIPSTER MOUSTACHE

OMG

swallowvalleymall: howto-kissdistinctly-american: matthewedward...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:03:10 -0600

swallowvalleymall:

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

matthewedwards:

theremixbaby:

The 2012 election by county. These maps are important, and way more telling about the political geography of our country than the state-by-state electoral college. The south is not monolithically white or conservative as a lot people in the north assume. I mean just look at South Texas! And there are counties in Georgia that voted nearly as blue as my ward here in Chicago. I’m fairly certain the most Democratic county in the country is Shannon County in South Dakota—a notorious red state. At the same time there are places in, say, eastern Oregon or rural Pennsylvania that are deep Republican territory.

Yeah but there’s literally no one in Western Pennsylvania, so like.

Still, cool.

Fuck Western Pennsylvania. I lost a bet over 20 votes in Centre County. Obama lost by twenty fuckin’ votes.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE PENN STATE STUDENTS?! DID THEY JUST DECIDE TO NOT VOTE THIS YEAR?

I find Northeastern Pennsylvania much more interesting. Rural, coal region but full of diehard old Democrats. Go figure.

I am from South Texas. It is historically a working-class, union-supporting “yellow dog Democrat” part of the country. It is also predominantly Latino, and they know better.

*swoon* I love schooling people on the whole ‘TEXAS IS TOTALLY RED’ or ‘THE ONLY DEMOCRAT VOTING COUNTY IS TRAVIS’. Oh no you silly goof, stop that and LOOK AT A MAP.