Who the hell…?

So you’re probably reading my blog and are like “who the hell is FB? Wait, who is The Complainer? Is there a difference between FB and Fb or is she just a lazy bitch?”

So, here’s like, a helpful guide or whatever:

  • FB = FootnoterButch, aka my ex-partner
  • Fb = Footnoterboy, aka my son (via my ex)
  • Bossman = my boss, I don’t like him
  • Co-worker = my supervisor, the one I like and the one with the puppy
  • Other attorney = this is pretty self explanatory
  • New attorney = the one who started working here at the beginning of the year
  • The Complainer = law clerk who does nothing but whine. Thinks Torchwood is a crappy soap opera. Thinks Moffat isn’t sexist.
  • Downstairs attorney = an old, cantankerous sourpuss
  • M-N= midnight-naiad MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD
  • Nefi = my half-Siamese devil cat
  • The Stupid Cat or Spicy = the stupidest cat ever. She is lovable, though.

That should cover it. If you’re still confused, there’s no helping you. Or you could leave an ask and I’ll alleviate your confusion.

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